I have taken the liberty of naming them all for you.
'breast enlargement gone wrong'.
'Damn guitar, how you be so sexy'.
'Because everbody lovez a bit of selective colouring'.
'I'm the chairiest chair you ever did see'.
'Why will no one be my fwend today'.
'yeah, I wouldn't want to look at yourself either.'
Hey Amy, stop getting drunk and come join the camera club!'
'The thing about curtains is.'
'One lonely emo'.
'Oh Amy, did you get drunk again last night?'
'Wow gitlfriend, you wasted a lot of money on balloons'.